Translation: Jumping on the bed for a photoshoot 

Translation: Wearing a flight attendant uniform 

Another SOPA Protest Post

Everyone probably knows SOPA will block everything, including the lovely courtney stodden and her tweets… so now courtneystoddentranslated will join the many websites being “blocked”… act now or courtney’s mystical, magical, and sexual tweets will be censored 

Translation: Wearing a dress, heels, and diamonds for Sunday night.

Translation: Drinking coffee while staring at Los Angeles, good way to start a Saturday

Translation: Jumped into bed to play a game in the dark.

Translation: Laying out in my underwear would make a great painting 

Translation: Sparkling as I lay in the sun

Translator’s Note: Courtney is a twilight vampire 

Translation: Eating the sun and drinking a milkshake while shopping

Translation: Making cookies in my apron and high heels for saturday